ok heres the game that you want to play

Ok, first what you do is, you wish for anything you ever wanted or whatever you know make it kinda short(Required),Example-(I wish I had avalon arrows) then you talk about whatever you want (optional, make it short, example (i played san andreas today and it was ok)

Then the next person says (Granted)-(Required) the arrows get to you and your so exited you end up shooting one into a tree and try to shoot it down with other arrows thus getting all your arrows stuck where you cant reach them without a really super long ladder, which you dont own and cant afford or borrow, so you steal one, get caught, and go to jail.

then thats when this person that just said that above wishes for something (i wish i could fly)

Next person says (Granted) A magic aura surrounds you for 3 seconds and all of a sudden you can fly, so there you are flying to work... problem is you didnt realize the aura only lasted an hour and you fall to your death.

then they wish ( i wish i could make an awsome legal amtgard sword that wouldnt break down after a period of time.)

next person says (Granted) you make your awsome legal amtgard sword that wont break down over time but, you end up leaving your new sword in an open area with tons of people and some random guy comes up and steals it without anyone noticing)... ( i wish the world would end)

and so on, thats how the game is played wishing and coming up with worse senarios

I wish I could beat every one

I wish I could beat every one at the park all at once without dieing at all

Glenalth's picture

And you do, but it's because

And you do, but it's because you are the only person there.

I wish for $5 so I can buy some flour and pizza toppings without having to write a check.

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Mihr's Best Friend

granted you get 5$ and buy

granted

you get 5$ and buy the flour and toppings for your pizza instead of writing a check, so you take them home and you start making your pizza, but unfortunately you put your pizza on 5000 degrees and it incinarates into nothing

i wish i could go to fighter practice more often

Glenalth's picture

Fooled you! I used my check

Fooled you! I used my check card.

WAR!!!

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Mihr's Best Friend

hey i was wondering if anyone

hey i was wondering if anyone could give me a ride to the park in 30 mins

lurker's picture

Granted, but your fighting

Granted, but your fighting sucked for no reason and we spent more time hassling you about how much you suck than we did fighting.

I wish for an infinite supply of sandwiches.

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Granted, you now have an

Granted, you now have an infinite supply of Cockroach, Raw Meat, and Dog fecies inside moldy wheat bread. Now what are you going to do.

I wish I had a lot of money, a really nice car, and a brand new drivers licence with the best insurance ever.

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Granted. You are now Maria

Granted. You are now Maria Schriver.

I wish that this thread would die.

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Granted, but it pops back up

Granted, but it pops back up again and nothing can be done about it.

I wish my sunburn would get off my face

Idk, I think Arnold

Idk, I think Arnold Schwarzenegger is pretty cool

lurker's picture

WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tiwaz's picture

I wish my sunburn would get

I wish my sunburn would get off my face

Granted the sunburn immediately fades away only to relocate to your scrotum and unfortunately being 5 times worse than the worst sunburn you've ever had.

I wish I didn't have to work today so I could work on my maille.

Granted, but you work so long

Granted, but you work so long and hard you end up sleeping through work the next day.

i wish i had legal and amazing weapons that look cool

lurker's picture

Granted, but I wanted them

Granted, but I wanted them back by the end of the park day and I charged you because you broke my swords _again_.

I wish that Candy Mountain would turn into a volcano.

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Granted, Candy Mountain turns

Granted, Candy Mountain turns into Candy Volcano that erupts and shoots yummy delicious treats everywhere, now every one is happy...lol.

I wish I was at Candy Volcano

I also went to Michael's: The Arts & Crafts Store, and applied. I went in with clean and ironed Long Mountain Khakis, a gray Polo button shirt, a new haircut, a shaved face, and kologne, yeah me.

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Good for you. Did you

Good for you. Did you actually turn in the application?

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Not quite yet because i have

Not quite yet because i have to wash some cloths to go back in. I'll turn it in tommorow for sure.

Huxley's picture

granted, you get to candy

granted,

you get to candy volcano but you get mauled by other people at candy volcano and die

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How goes it, fighter?